Friday Funnies!

[LivWell]

Had a good laugh lately?

Here's a link to a MSAA article by the one and only Doug Anckerman of the blog, "my odd sock.com" fame.

Happy Friday!

https://blog.mymsaa.org/exercise-your-face-off/

[Suebee]

Ok, I'm game Liv_Well! Humor is after all the BEST medicine!
Here's my Friday Funny....

[LivWell]

[Suebee]

HA HA! Maybe its in ancient hemp oil recipes...

[LivWell]

Thought I'd share my latest MRI scan; no active lesions!

[LivWell]

A patient entered a doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

"Doc," he asked, "what's wrong with me?"

"Simple." the doctor replied. "You aren't eating right."

[Suebee]

Livwell, you're MRI looks good!
How about this one... either you get it or you don't.....

[LivWell]

Aww..., I love Dory! ❤️ "Just keep swimming..." 🐠

[Suebee]

Nice LivWell!
Let's keep on and laughin'

[LivWell]

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctively crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap on the handcuffs."

"Got it," the homeowner replied. "But what's the shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

[LivWell]

[Suebee]

Thanks LivWell, it got a smile out of me and it was one of those weekends....I'm just now getting to your Friday Funny

[LivWell]

Sometimes a smile is all it takes. 😊

I may not get a weekend this week. Grandma duty calls! 💕

[LivWell]

The past,
the present
and the future
walk into a bar...

It was tense.

[LivWell]

A harried man runs into his physician’s office. "Doctor! Doctor! My wife’s in labor! But she keeps screaming, ‘Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, can’t!’"

"Oh, that’s okay," says the doctor. "She’s just having contractions."