We went to a dinner theater on New Year's eve, a murder mystery, lots of audience participation, tons of fun, got home just before 11:00 PM. I sat down and turned on the TV thinking maybe I'd stay up and see in the New Year but I only made it until a few minutes past 11 before I shut everything off and went to bed.
I woke up a couple of minutes before midnight to someone rustling around in the chair next to my bed, a chubby little tyke wearing only a diaper and a banner proclaiming 'Happy 2019!', he said "Oh, hey old man, did I wake you?"
I responded with a sleepy wine soaked "Mumpf! Oh, huh, it's you. Thought about trying to stay up to see if you'd drop by but I'm afraid I didn't make it. Sorry. Geez kid, a diaper and a banner, it's below zero out there!"
"Yeah, it's cold out but I wanted to drop by to see if you had anything to say before I get started."
"Well sonny, you've got me at a bit of a disadvantage here, but come to think of it, there probably are a few things that might be cleaned up. For starters you could use to loose about ten pounds."
"Ha, how did you do that old man, been sneaking into the cookie jar again?"
"Well no, less than in the past anyway, it's probably got more to do with beer and wine, I mean we did learn our lesson many years ago about too much Holliday cheer, right. Our diet hasn't been all that bad either, but I suppose diet is one of those 'Continuous Improvement' things. And, actually I suspect it could have something to do with age. Put that on your list kid, a good age related diet."
"Alright, I can do that, maybe I'll ask for a little help from my friends. What else you got pops?"
"Yeah, okay, well on the training front we ended up with a classic over training injury while we were training for the Triple By Pass and it cost us all of the rides we had planned for the season! Although the triple might have been overreach, I think a big part of the problem was that you weren't doing enough stretching or not the right kind. So here's another one for your list - I still maintain that dealing with the MS is all about the training, ie:the exercise, but it's not just about the exercise, there are other things you've got to do right too, like stretch!"
"Wow, tough lesson, I'll try not to screw that up dude! Hey, speaking of the MS, got anything on that front?"
"Yeah I do son, you're not doing too bad but it seems you might have taken a little hit last summer and it may have been preventable. You'd do well to stop trying to screw around with the DMT schedule and just stick with the program. If something happens down the road well, deal with it then and mui pronto. It's not so easy to recover from those little hits when you're SP you know."
"Hmm, yeah, I get that. So tell me, are we doing any rides this year Pops?"
"Good question kid. Seems the 'Bullet' is back and she's got you and the MS 150 in her sights, so get ready. Also I was talking to 'Legg's' the other day and apparently she's gotten herself some new bike shorts. You know what that means. Oh, and the old guy who trained with you for the Triple last year, well he wants to try the Triple this year and he wants you to train with him! So good luck kid and don't forget what I told you about over training and stretching."
"Aww geez old man, you're just not letting up at all are ya? Listen, it's almost time, I gotta get going or I'll be late for the new year. Is that all you got?"
"Just one more thing kid. We're way out of our league on this one, but I've committed you to a safari in Kenya next year so you better start doing a little more walking, you know, in your spare time. And hey, just for the hell of it, why don't you see if you can reconnect with that ActiveMSer guy, Dave something or other, like for a beer or something, I hear he's a world traveler, maybe you can learn something."
"Good grief you old fool, what have you gotten me into! I'm outta here before you come up with anything else. Happy New Year you crazy old coot and take care."
"Yeah, Happy New Year to you too kid, and good luck!"
Wow, now that I look that over, it looks like an awfully full plate. I think my plans will need to be particularly scalable this year.
So, anybody got any lessons from 2018 to share, any plans for 2019 yet? This is the place!
Happy New Year everyone,
Larry
I woke up a couple of minutes before midnight to someone rustling around in the chair next to my bed, a chubby little tyke wearing only a diaper and a banner proclaiming 'Happy 2019!', he said "Oh, hey old man, did I wake you?"
I responded with a sleepy wine soaked "Mumpf! Oh, huh, it's you. Thought about trying to stay up to see if you'd drop by but I'm afraid I didn't make it. Sorry. Geez kid, a diaper and a banner, it's below zero out there!"
"Yeah, it's cold out but I wanted to drop by to see if you had anything to say before I get started."
"Well sonny, you've got me at a bit of a disadvantage here, but come to think of it, there probably are a few things that might be cleaned up. For starters you could use to loose about ten pounds."
"Ha, how did you do that old man, been sneaking into the cookie jar again?"
"Well no, less than in the past anyway, it's probably got more to do with beer and wine, I mean we did learn our lesson many years ago about too much Holliday cheer, right. Our diet hasn't been all that bad either, but I suppose diet is one of those 'Continuous Improvement' things. And, actually I suspect it could have something to do with age. Put that on your list kid, a good age related diet."
"Alright, I can do that, maybe I'll ask for a little help from my friends. What else you got pops?"
"Yeah, okay, well on the training front we ended up with a classic over training injury while we were training for the Triple By Pass and it cost us all of the rides we had planned for the season! Although the triple might have been overreach, I think a big part of the problem was that you weren't doing enough stretching or not the right kind. So here's another one for your list - I still maintain that dealing with the MS is all about the training, ie:the exercise, but it's not just about the exercise, there are other things you've got to do right too, like stretch!"
"Wow, tough lesson, I'll try not to screw that up dude! Hey, speaking of the MS, got anything on that front?"
"Yeah I do son, you're not doing too bad but it seems you might have taken a little hit last summer and it may have been preventable. You'd do well to stop trying to screw around with the DMT schedule and just stick with the program. If something happens down the road well, deal with it then and mui pronto. It's not so easy to recover from those little hits when you're SP you know."
"Hmm, yeah, I get that. So tell me, are we doing any rides this year Pops?"
"Good question kid. Seems the 'Bullet' is back and she's got you and the MS 150 in her sights, so get ready. Also I was talking to 'Legg's' the other day and apparently she's gotten herself some new bike shorts. You know what that means. Oh, and the old guy who trained with you for the Triple last year, well he wants to try the Triple this year and he wants you to train with him! So good luck kid and don't forget what I told you about over training and stretching."
"Aww geez old man, you're just not letting up at all are ya? Listen, it's almost time, I gotta get going or I'll be late for the new year. Is that all you got?"
"Just one more thing kid. We're way out of our league on this one, but I've committed you to a safari in Kenya next year so you better start doing a little more walking, you know, in your spare time. And hey, just for the hell of it, why don't you see if you can reconnect with that ActiveMSer guy, Dave something or other, like for a beer or something, I hear he's a world traveler, maybe you can learn something."
"Good grief you old fool, what have you gotten me into! I'm outta here before you come up with anything else. Happy New Year you crazy old coot and take care."
"Yeah, Happy New Year to you too kid, and good luck!"
Wow, now that I look that over, it looks like an awfully full plate. I think my plans will need to be particularly scalable this year.
So, anybody got any lessons from 2018 to share, any plans for 2019 yet? This is the place!
Happy New Year everyone,
Larry
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